Evolution of a Set Pt. 2

This is a bit I did tonight.

What?!!

I've just gotten confirmed for my first real gig. Wheee!

I'll be doing a 15 minute (whoa) set at Bleacher's Bar in College Point, Queens next Wednesday (Nov. 18) at 8. The theme of the night is Women of Comedy, and I, along with my dear friend Jackie Cheng, and 2 other lovely young women will be telling jokes about our vaginas. Or something.

I'm excited!!!

Travis Barker's Forever

One of my great friends is a drummer, and as a person who isn't herself musically inclined, I'm impressed that he's able to use an instrument, but I can't say I had a full understanding or appreciation for how beautifully he (or anyone) can work those drums. Then I saw Travis Barker's remix of Drake's "Forever." I don't totally get it now, but I am beginning to appreciate it, and am super jealous people are able to wield such talent. Fuck comedy, I want a motherfuckin' drum (not really, I just wanna fuck a drummer now)!

MTV Shows

Mind. Is. Blown.

Jay and the Beans Talk

Via It's the Real

Jay and the Beans Talk from jeff on Vimeo.

Enjoy this genius.

2pac and Catharsis

I'm motherfucking frustrated. Like, SUPER frustrated. So, I've been listening to "Hit 'Em Up." Pac's long ass spiel at the end makes me feel like no matter how frustrated I can get, nothing will ever make me as mad as Pac was at Biggie for "setting traps." So, then I giggle, and well, I feel a little better.

Now you tell me who won

I see them, they run (ha ha ha)

They don't wanna see us

Whole Junior Mafia click

Dressing up tryna be us

How the fuck they gonna be the Mob?

When we always on our job

We millionaires

Killing ain't fair

But somebody got to do it

Oh yah Mobb Deep (huh)

You wanna fuck with us?

You little young ass motha-fuckas

Don't one of you niggas got sickle cell or something?

You fucking with me, nigga

You fuck around and have a seizure or a heart-attack

You better back the fuck up

Before you get smacked the fuck up

This is how we do it on our side

Any of you niggas from New York that want to bring it,

Bring it.

But we ain't singing,

We bringing drama

Fuck you and your mother fucking mama.

We gonna kill all you mother fuckers.

Now when I came out, I told you it was just about Biggie.

Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother fuckin opinion

Well this is how we gon' do this:

fuck Mobb Deep,

fuck Biggie,

fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother fuckin crew.

And if you want to be down with Bad Boy,

Then fuck you too.

Chino XL, fuck you too.

All you mother fuckers,

fuck you too.

(take money, take money)

All of y'all mother fuckers,

fuck you, die slow mother fucker.

My 44 make sure all yo' kids don't grow.

You mother fuckers can't be us or see us.

We mother fuckin' Thug Life riders.

West Side till' we die.

Out here in California, nigga

We warned ya'

We'll bomb on you mother fuckers.

We do our job.

You think you the mob, nigga, we the mother fuckin' mob

Ain't nuttin' but killers

And the real niggas, all you mother fuckers feel us.

Our shit goes triple and four quadruple

You niggas laugh cuz our staff got guns in they mother fuckers' belts

You know how it is and we drop records they felt

You niggas can't feel it

We the realist

fuck 'em.

We Bad Boy killers.

Thanks Pac. I feel much much better.

Empire State of Mind

This vid is dope.




Enjoy.

The Evolution of A Set pt. 1

This past Sunday, I tried to work out my newer material and attempted to include some more new stuff and an old one to work out a decent 10 minute set. Here's how it went:

Second part of this vid can be found here.

Enjoy, maybe?

That's Me!

After almost 2 weeks of not doing any joke telling (was in a funk of sorts, and I had writer's block like a motherfucker!) I finally got up and did all new material on Thursday.

Obviously it all needs some work, and I say "like" entirely too much. But uh, like, there I am.

Enjoy.






Props to fellow comic Darren Rosario for camera work.