Friday, November 13, 2009

Evolution of a Set Pt. 2

This is a bit I did tonight.


Thursday, November 12, 2009

What?!!

I've just gotten confirmed for my first real gig. Wheee!


I'll be doing a 15 minute (whoa) set at Bleacher's Bar in College Point, Queens next Wednesday (Nov. 18) at 8. The theme of the night is Women of Comedy, and I, along with my dear friend Jackie Cheng, and 2 other lovely young women will be telling jokes about our vaginas. Or something.

I'm excited!!!

Travis Barker's Forever

One of my great friends is a drummer, and as a person who isn't herself musically inclined, I'm impressed that he's able to use an instrument, but I can't say I had a full understanding or appreciation for how beautifully he (or anyone) can work those drums. Then I saw Travis Barker's remix of Drake's "Forever." I don't totally get it now, but I am beginning to appreciate it, and am super jealous people are able to wield such talent. Fuck comedy, I want a motherfuckin' drum (not really, I just wanna fuck a drummer now)!




Mind. Is. Blown.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Jay and the Beans Talk

Via It's the Real



Jay and the Beans Talk from jeff on Vimeo.




Enjoy this genius.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

2pac and Catharsis

I'm motherfucking frustrated. Like, SUPER frustrated. So, I've been listening to "Hit 'Em Up." Pac's long ass spiel at the end makes me feel like no matter how frustrated I can get, nothing will ever make me as mad as Pac was at Biggie for "setting traps." So, then I giggle, and well, I feel a little better.


Now you tell me who won
I see them, they run (ha ha ha)
They don't wanna see us
Whole Junior Mafia click
Dressing up tryna be us
How the fuck they gonna be the Mob?
When we always on our job
We millionaires
Killing ain't fair
But somebody got to do it

Oh yah Mobb Deep (huh)
You wanna fuck with us?
You little young ass motha-fuckas
Don't one of you niggas got sickle cell or something?
You fucking with me, nigga
You fuck around and have a seizure or a heart-attack
You better back the fuck up
Before you get smacked the fuck up
This is how we do it on our side
Any of you niggas from New York that want to bring it,
Bring it.
But we ain't singing,
We bringing drama
Fuck you and your mother fucking mama.
We gonna kill all you mother fuckers.
Now when I came out, I told you it was just about Biggie.
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother fuckin opinion
Well this is how we gon' do this:
fuck Mobb Deep,
fuck Biggie,
fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother fuckin crew.
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy,
Then fuck you too.
Chino XL, fuck you too.
All you mother fuckers,
fuck you too.
(take money, take money)
All of y'all mother fuckers,
fuck you, die slow mother fucker.
My 44 make sure all yo' kids don't grow.
You mother fuckers can't be us or see us.
We mother fuckin' Thug Life riders.
West Side till' we die.
Out here in California, nigga
We warned ya'
We'll bomb on you mother fuckers.
We do our job.
You think you the mob, nigga, we the mother fuckin' mob
Ain't nuttin' but killers
And the real niggas, all you mother fuckers feel us.
Our shit goes triple and four quadruple
You niggas laugh cuz our staff got guns in they mother fuckers' belts
You know how it is and we drop records they felt
You niggas can't feel it
We the realist
fuck 'em.
We Bad Boy killers.

Thanks Pac. I feel much much better.

Empire State of Mind

This vid is dope.




Enjoy.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The Evolution of A Set pt. 1

This past Sunday, I tried to work out my newer material and attempted to include some more new stuff and an old one to work out a decent 10 minute set. Here's how it went:




Second part of this vid can be found here.

Enjoy, maybe?

Monday, October 26, 2009

That's Me!

After almost 2 weeks of not doing any joke telling (was in a funk of sorts, and I had writer's block like a motherfucker!) I finally got up and did all new material on Thursday.

Obviously it all needs some work, and I say "like" entirely too much. But uh, like, there I am.

Enjoy.



video


Props to fellow comic Darren Rosario for camera work.